Bitcoin true believers have long promised a blockchain-based revolution, but the only true thing of value to come out of Satoshi's white paper is this chill-ass cryptocat.

Sure, the scams and ransomware and general buffoonery in the blockchain space have all been pretty great, but none of that comes close to this stock-art Bitcoin maximalist tabby.

I mean, just check the dude out.

He's an absolute unit, with bad-boy appeal.

And! He's knows how to accessorize.

Let's not overlook the fact that he believes in saving for retirement.

But he's not stingy, either. Check this party vibe.

Also, hell yeah to these shades. My man's got style.

Not only that, he makes a coherent argument about the relative value of cryptocurrency versus fiat. (The tie means he's legit.)

So while the market may be volatile, and the entire blockchain industry is basically a solution in search of a problem, at least it gave us this cat. 🙌